This was the love note I just added to the inside of a Hallmark "Thank You" card that Hallmark is printing and mailing for me to Hallmark's Head Person:
Dear Hallmark,
Yay!! Though you walk through through the valley of the shadow of right-wing yammering, you fear no bigotry.
For we are with you!
Our vocal support and our buying power thank you!
We support a progressive and equality-minded consumer environment in the sight of those who would boycott you.
We annoint you with queer and queer-friendly dollars and your profits exceed market expectations.
Thank you for choosing to do the right thing. You didn't have to and now you've won the loyalty of millions.
Dear Hallmark,
Yay!! Though you walk through through the valley of the shadow of right-wing yammering, you fear no bigotry.
For we are with you!
Our vocal support and our buying power thank you!
We support a progressive and equality-minded consumer environment in the sight of those who would boycott you.
We annoint you with queer and queer-friendly dollars and your profits exceed market expectations.
Thank you for choosing to do the right thing. You didn't have to and now you've won the loyalty of millions.